This Wedding Is Stupid Lyrics

This wedding is stupid

This wedding is dumb

They've promised me cake

But all I've got are crumbs

I'm Dionysus in a sport coat

With a death glare and a sore throat

I will turn this fucking party upside down

This atmosphere's putrid

This venue's a slum

This union affirms for me

This game of zero sum

I am not here for the love songs

Or the father-daughter dance

I am here to reevaluate my future as it stands

Whether or not it's meant to be

Whether or not I live in peace

Was it an omen when, down my street

Fluttered a grave made of polystyrene

And when I read out "R.I.P."

Did that still mean what it's meant to mean

Or was it nothing more than meme

Oh, what a paradise it seemed

If the world doesn't end

Keep me on the guest list

But the world's gonna end

So take me off the guest list

If the world doesn't end

Keep me on the guest list

But the world's gonna end

So take me off the guest list

(Take me off the guest list! Take me off the guest list)