corn dog Lyrics

Though it had just begun

I wonder if I'd run

As far as I would now

From there

Since when did a table

Become so suddenly capable

Of extending way longer

Than arm's reach from all of the others

Take your place and clear your tray

It's not like they'd care anyway

You're in for the worst and can't get out of it

So eat your corn dog and cry about it

A meal for one

Seems perfectly sound

When no one's around to

Eat with you some

A meal for two

Brightens the mood

But if you can't trust just

Stick with the one

Don't bother eating

When you are still teething

Those promises aren't worth

Keeping

Since when did a table

Become so suddenly capable

Of isolating you

With lots of corn dogs and tater tots

The five of us

Really suffered

Moving away don't

Get easier with age

Take your place and clear your tray

It's not like they'd care anyway

This is a fair warning

That you're in for the worse and you can't

Get out of it so eat your corn dog and cry about it