About my Spouse Lyrics

When I'm at a gun-show she's blowing up my cell phone

I hid the receipts, all my purchases are well known

Annoyance in her voice leaking into my headphones

When my wife says Go Home I respond with a Hell No

Hypocritical when she shopping at Walmart, Marshall's then Target Oriental markets

Getting home at dark Yeah I can hear her van arrive when she parked it

Then our two dogs barking

I smell fried chicken dark meat (Bojangles)

My son left a lot of crumbs in his car seat

Prescription medication is messing with my heartbeat

But If I'm drunk and drowsy I won't drive, you can have my car keys

I remember in college, when I took my ASVAB with the Army

Couldn't be a mechanic, my scores was too low (POG)

Multiple choices, I was bored, I just chose

Yeah but did you join the Army No

Got a Spouse Rah

Got my Son Uh huh

Got my Dogs they bark

Got a house I got a spouse

Got two Cars Auto Bills

I got a Big Heart Which Part

Chesspnoi

Got a Spouse Rah

Got my Son Uh huh

Got my Dogs they bark

Got a house I got a spouse

Got two Cars Auto Bills

I got a Big Heart-and my pills

Chesspnoi

We go to Sam's Club more than we make love

She wanted In and Out I said I wasn't in the mood

Changing her mind said she wanted Five Guys then I stopped driving in my

Ride and then I said ew

Stupid mind, I just wanted Cajun fries, why sex on your mind all the time, are you on Viagra

Don't you realize being a wife and mom is hard

Yeah, I also know married woman sound different the way fart

Regardless, we need to afford the mortgage and the cars

And no my mind is not always on sexual intercourse

Astrology says it was all written in the stars

Like women stating that men don't really do their part

Oblivious how get our budget for the supermarket

How we pay the bills to take-out the residential garbage

Nagging about the pet stains on the carpet

I forgot to take medication, so please don't try to start Sh

Got a Spouse Rah

Got my Son Yup

Got my Dogs Right

Got a house Mhm Mhm

Got two Cars

I got a Big Heart Mhm Mhm Mhm Mhm Mhm Mhm

Chesspnoi

Got a Spouse Rah

Got my Son Yup

Got my Dogs Right

Got a house Mhm Mhm

Got two Cars

I got a Big Heart Mhm Mhm Mhm Mhm Mhm Mhm

Chesspnoi

I got a Spouse check

Got my Son check

Got my dogs check

Got my House check

Got my Cars check

Got my heart check

I'm Alert: alert

I'm tired of being tired, my wife says I'm retarded

Tired of not being admired by the one that I admire

Can't wait to retire and live with veteran entitlements

This is what I think of when I think of post retirement

She says she don't trust me; we still together, means she ain't tired yet

But marriage says you have to give up on things what the prices said

But she start arguments on household appliances

She audits my spending priorities and my finances

Reminds me, that I'm narrow minded because I burnt my hand during a

debate while I was ironing

Got a Spouse Rah

Got my Son Uh huh

Got my Dogs they bark

Got a house I got a spouse

Got two Cars Auto Bills

I got a Big Heart Which Part

Chesspnoi

Got a Spouse Rah

Got my Son Uh huh

Got my Dogs they bark

Got a house I got a spouse

Got two Cars Auto Bills

I got a Big Heart and my pills

Chesspnoi