Dr Queef Lyrics

Epic Rap Battles of Mystery

Kinky Therapist

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Doctor Queef

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You know what

It just dawned upon me

That i have more drip than your grandma's IV Fluid

O poor little nanny

I don't give a queef

You can't save no one

You must be a thief

Your patients writhe in pain

Ahhhhh

Who will provide them relief

It's already been said and done

Change your Brain change your life

What works best in the long run

Hmmmm

Discarding your wife

Your career is full of malpractice

Ouch

It prickles my heart

You must be a cactus

Ughhh

I recovered

But talking to you is beyond the scope of my practice

What you need is a body pillow

Here have this

My minds not blank like the slate of Tabularasa

I fly first class standards high

Not spirit Lufthansa

Ughh

Let's see

Time is up isn't it

Keep salivating Pavlov's dog

I'm done with your chit chat

Allow me to paint you a picture that hasn't already been painted

You need more hemoglobin

Too bad your bloods already tainted

I'll save you the pain

Meet my syringe

You two should become acquainted

The DSM hmmm

Is just a suggestion tree

You should have studied real medicine

And not some talk talk talk talk degree

Too bad you don't have the genius genes

Of a self taught doctor like me

You're just a maladaptive daydreamer

Drowning in depression

An infection a nobody

I should probably get serious

It's about to go down the walls are crumbling

Code brown

Ahhhh Ughh

You're a bloody messy like a rectal prolapse

Your clients need a real doctor and not some gibberish clown

I have patients to tend to

I don't have time to stick around

Looks like you only have twenty four hours to live

Ha