Meetings (Pandemic Parody) (Live) Lyrics

It's futile trying to get through to you

When you're off your phone you're off your phone again

I've been here too long, too short, too in-between

Too worn out to figure out what I mean

Between these plain walls

This room so small

And these people without a clue

Feels like no end in sight

All day, all night

All I wanna be is with you

If you're lost

And you wanna go out somewhere

I wanna go--however

I've had enough of these endless meetings

And this quarantining

So let's go out

And do something safely

Let's go out

There's no need to be hasty

Let's go out

Oh wait... I've got a meeting

Ugh

Stop talking. It's not like I have plans tonight

When I've got the same-old same-old story to tell

But he's rambling

And patience is a virtue

But it hurts you like a slow descent into

Hello? Is my mute on?

In these plain walls this

Room so small and these people without a clue

So sick of messenger rooms

And flushing sounds on Zoom

All I wanna be is with you

If you're lost

And you wanna go out somewhere

I wanna go--however

I've had enough

Of these endless meetings

And this quarantining

So to get out of here

Let's go out

And do something safely

What's today?

The weeks are getting hazy

Get me out!

Please! Not more meetings!

I want something more than this pandemic life

So tell me what would you say if I said

Hey! I'm being careful ok. I'm not uptight

But I'm also not alright

If you're lost

And you wanna go out somewhere

I wanna go-however

I've had enough

Of these endless meetings

And this quarantining

So to get out of here

Let's go out

And do something safely

Mask on

I wanna live to be eighty

Not like this

Don't wanna be pushing daisies

You know what I want?

I want 2021

I want results on my screening

Gonna go eat my feelings

Cuz my head is still reeling

From this year-long spring cleaning

And I don't want

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