Cup of Tea Lyrics

A cup of tea in the morning

A cup of tea

Makes me forget how unhappy

I am to be awake

3 Cups of tea after breakfast

Makes it easier to be alive

Plunge a bag of earl grey or chai

Anything caffeinated

Peppermint, jasmine, green and black

Rooibos, matcha, chamomile

All day long my mug is filled

And my bladder surely feels it

24 Times a day

I'll have a porcelain meeting

24 Times a day

Why can't I stay away

In the middle of a walk

I'll have to pit stop

Reunite once more

With the inside of a bathroom door

Ill have a splash of milk

With a scoop of honey

Just as delicious as when you go out

And spend too much money

A drink of water's good

Real good

But not as good

As when it's hot and sweet

And don't forget, flavored

Barley, ginger, herbal, white

English breakfast, chamomile

All day long my mug is filled

And my bladder surely feels it

24 Times a day

I'll have a porcelain meeting

24 Times a day

Why can't I stay away

In the middle of a walk

I'll have to pit stop

Reunite once more

With the inside of a bathroom door

I love me a great big cup of tea

But there is a downside

To this affinity

The issue is I always

Have to pee