WSIU Lyrics

Hello

Hello

Hello

Now here's a lesson most of the American public should take note of

For the love of the almighty God

That lives in all of the universe

Please don't stand right in the middle of the goddamn aisle at the

Grocery store spatial awareness is the master key in this subject

You can keep perusing

The wide selection of dark red kidney beans

But do it so that I and others can freely move past

Please

Please

Yeah

Also, this one they taught you in kindergarten

If you pick something up, Put it the fuck back

What are you five? Yeah, I get paid for it

But that's not my main job, and it really slows me down

You wouldn't consider yourself a doer of good deeds by

Pissing on the cash register, even though

A janitor will get a few bucks for cleaning it,

Would you? No, so please put it the fuck back