Jesus Was a Sailor Lyrics

I was born on the back of a carrier pigeon

When I'm vaguely asked whose shoes I fill

I say "sorry kind sir, but who the hell are you thinking you are??"

I am a vigilante man who leads a band and doesn't care about

All the pretty people kissing up and trying to see in my head

They're in my head; they're in my head

Can't be certain if the nurse it trying to heal me or concealing a weapon

A nice one, she's licensed they said

As they lowered my body into cold, cold water and ran

They rented camels at Christmas for twenty-six hundred

The pageant was endless; the soundtrack is stuck in my head

Stuck in my head; stuck in my head

I am yours for free! All you gotta do is notice me

I'll bring you home again, please come home again; please come home again

I was a sailor back then just trying to mail you a package

With a little note to tell you that our love could be endless

But I never could find the right office that would do it for free

I was a rambling boy mixing up my dates

And it nearly had me killed until I wound up saving myself

Please don't ask for help; please don't ask for help

I am yours for free! All you gotta do is count on me!

I'll bring you home again, please come home again; please come home again

There's never room in the budget for a dude like me

I'll put my whole life's worth into your company

There isn't profit in a bid that's simply trying to make the enemy smile

I had smiled at the woman getting water like a trophy of innocence

I saw right through that shit; we became friends

Now she's stuck in my head, she's stuck in my head

I am yours for free! All you gotta do is follow me

I'll bring you home again, please come home again; please come home again

I was born on the back of a carrier pigeon

When I'm vaguely asked whose shoes I fill

I say "sorry kind sir, but who the hell are you thinking you are??"

I am a vigilante man who leads a band and doesn't care about

All the pretty people kissing up and trying to see in my head

They're in my head; they're in my head