Creature From The Black Rangoon Lyrics

Danny had a date, it was the talk of the town

Sally was her name, the cutest girl around

His car was a mess, moldy food made it reek

But time was running out, if he was late she would freak

He thought the place he threw it was your average lake

Little did he know it was filled with toxic waste

Then Danny pulled off to get that bitch by eight

The water started bubbling now it's too late

A couple hours later, things were getting hot

Sally's kissing Danny and the doors are locked

The lake was glowing bright, but they didn't seem to care

When out from the water, a claw shot in the air

The creatures crawling closer and it's trailing slime

Sweet and sour sauce with a hint of lime

Rotten rangoon, it was stinking up the car

Sally looked up and saw something bizarre

His claws were gripping P'bers in his teeth he had the smokes

Sally's eyes went wide and the creature spoke

Hey dudes, what's the move? Why the frosty attitude

I'm just here to party, I'm the Creature from the Black Rangoon