Poop Sock Song: Tales of the Sock Lyrics

Mother found my poop sock

I never thought this day would come

Me and my darling poop sock

Have always, and always will be one

Mother please I beg

I know that my room smelt of shit

But in my defense

You can't take offence

Because you're from

Swindon

The toilet was clogged last week

Just before the plumber came

My bowels, they were weak

So you can't blame me for seeking alternative methods

Mother please

My shot went amiss

It's hard to shit when the bathroom floor is soaking in piss

Mother please

It happened so fast

One minute I was farting then it came out my arse

Mother please

It was only the start

I didn't need to go and thought it was only a fart

Then it was there, just lying on the floor

Gasp

It's the best poop I've ever seen

The smooth edges, the perfect complexion, the beautiful shiny surface

remains of last nights sweetcorn

I couldn't let this poo go, the holiest of craps

So what did I do

Stuff it in a sock

I love my poop sock

The perfect poop sock

The best poop sock

Oh please don't let it leave me

Mother when you went to clean my room

I knew it would spell certain doom

As you saw me lying on my bed

With a rancid sock pulled over my head

And on my naked lap I did cradle

The month old turd of a fallen angel

You cried out

Is this some rancid fetish

I stroked the crap; its complexion wetish

And put it back into the sock

"No mother" I suddenly whispered, as I wiped the poop off my hard cock

Oh my poop sock

Oh my poop sock

Oh my poop sock

Oh my poop sock

Oh my poop sock

Enough

She screamed

Give me the poop sock now

I can't do that mother

I have too deep of an emotional attachment

Give it here

No

Ryan give it here

In a state of panic where everything seemed lost

I hit my mother

the stupid nerd

With remnants of my sweaty turd

She dived at me, and oh you should've seen

The sock was breaking at the seam

And as the poo began to spill

As if in slow motion

everything was still

My mother then took my glorious sock

Grounded me, gave me therapy and

stashed it away somewhere

Oh my poop sock

Oh my poop sock

Oh my poop sock

Oh my poop sock

Oh my poop sock

Mother found my poop sock

I never thought this day would come

Me and my darling poop sock

Have always, and always will be one