Who is Loretta? ft. Mike Wire-and-Wood, Francois Graiouf, Pete Midipunk, John Henderson & Mario Licata Lyrics

Walkin' down the road

One sunny afternoon

Everything was quiet

I was whistlin' a tune

When something sharp

Whizzed past my head

It nicked my ear

Yeah, it bled

I jumped so high

And looked around

Saw an arrow

In the ground

On the arrow

Was a note

I pulled it off

Heart in throat

When I read

What was wrote

I was puzzled

By the quote

You may think

You won the day

You broke my heart

Then walked away

This is just

My way to say

Not so fast

You're gonna pay

The signature Loretta

Was sprawled across the page

Signed in blood I'm pretty sure

Ragged letters filled with rage

Who is Loretta

Who is Loretta

Who is Loretta

She's got a strange vendetta

And she's comin' after me

I grabbed the arrow

Ran away

I thought and thought

The whole next day

I made no sense

Of that that name

I had no doubt

She was insane

The next few weeks

I had to duck

I stayed alive

Just by luck

I dove to dodge

A speeding car

I got away

But not by far

A giant tree fell

in my path

It made me think

Of a woman's wrath

Somehow I managed

To survive

These attempts

Upon my life

And all the while I tried to think

Who's this crazy lady

Why is she coming after me

It sparked my curiosity

Who is Loretta

Who is Loretta

Who is Loretta

She's got a strange vendetta

And she's comin' after me

Then one day

I caught a glimpse

A fleeing form

A little imp

I ran and finally caught her

Looked at her face to see

And suddenly I knew her

With a flood of memory

It was my crazy girlfriend

From back in the 6th grade

Lori's what I called her then

Her eyes were green like jade

I see you recognize me now

She laughed right in my face

Do you recall the fun we had

And the hell we used to raise?

Now Loretta and I

Are together again

Roaming the world

As lovers and friends

Who is Loretta

Who is Loretta

Who is Loretta

She's got a strange vendetta

And she's comin' after me

Who is Loretta

Who is Loretta

Who is Loretta