Hotter Than Tabasco Lyrics

Crawled from under the covers

Looked out the windowless shutters

Greeted by a world without colors

Then got dressed and I braced for another day

With a sentless and odorless odor

I got bored in my pet store enclosure

A generic and flavorless order

But I get it over and over and over

Then I caught a glimpse

Of ya over my shoulder

Sweeter than apple pie

Cooler than dry ice

Smarter than grad school

And hotter than Tabasco

Brighter than the limelight

Smoother than the sunshine

Better than a Van Gogh

And hotter than Tabasco

Used to lean hard on the throttle

And sip the hot sauce from the bottle

Just to feel something better than docile

But I couldn't tell good from the awful

I was searching for rain in the desert

Wasn't sure how contentment was measured

Painting walls in my favorite sweatshirt

It took thousands of ounces of effort

But you had it down like an expert

Sweeter than apple pie

Cooler than dry ice

Smarter than grad school

And hotter than Tabasco

Brighter than the limelight

Smoother than the sunshine

Better than a Van Gogh

And hotter than Tabasco