Sans vs. Nagito Komaeda ft. UBERocity & Snakebite126 Lyrics

Drew the short stick again, huh? Now I'm tasked with cleaning house

Guess I'll start the killing game by beating down this weakened clown

A short annoying brat even his brother hates to be around

Finally, somebody lower than me… literally beneath the ground!

If this stumpy freak is under me, I have one thing I care to ask

Are you a skeleton, or the ghost of Teruteru's past?

No, that can't be it… he tries to get in women's pants

While you take children on dates. Not cool, Sans

I know I'm ugly, worthless trash, I understand it

But even I can toss a Smiley Trashbag in the can quick

So don't test your luck, because I've already planned this

This is Nagito's Trap, call it the mic in the hand trick

You like ships, right? whatever floats your boat, kid

Not to brag, but joke tellers down here are pretty goat-ed

Call me your cancer, i make the beat slow like it's snowdin

Quit trying to go back. it's hopeless

Heh, only joking! you face there was top notch

You look starved for attention. why don't you eat a hot dog?

Like, seriously, i know i'm the skeleton here

But you look like you only feed on bottled feelings for hinata

Hated a girl so much, you amputated your body

Used a conveniently placed lamp cord to kill togami

Heh, that was pretty clever. you should teach my bro to write plans

Yeah, i'm not one to judge… oh wait, i am!

Fitting everyone you meet is rotten to you

And leave you locked in a room

Friendships bombing harder than the ones that you got into school

For your philosophy's rules

That only got yourself stabbed and brought chiaki her doom

The "hope" you're wanting is skewed

To the monstrous junko and the tots that you knew

Broke the foundation of your future, only not a god, just a tool

Like pekoyama, just what you wanted

Geez, Kanye's more a profit than you!

Oh, you want to point fingers, huh?

I'll leave you redder than the ketchup you're drinking up

Sorry, but you bored me with your pitiful words

The main Course of this battle's been in Reserve

We're both so weak, a near equal match

But I'll make you pay, and I don't mean your tab

My talent truly sucks, but you get on my nerves

So I think I should note, I know how fire works...

Open up your eye sockets, because it's obvious

You're weak letting some toddler kid dust all of your populous

It's monstrous, Papyrus drops and this bonehead just watches it

But when it's him, he drops his promises? You're a flawless spitting

Image of a villain that's just perfect for a stepping stone!

The laziest despair getting crushed under my precious hope!

So if you wanna crosswords, I drop burns, leave you torn up

And split down the middle! So much for a 'short cut'

Do you think the worst person can change?

Guess not, you found the truth and tried to turn off the game

And your plan almost worked, you stuck a spear in your ribs

But it just ended like my boss fight - a swing and a miss!

So take a fire grenade, you really need to cool down

We'd hate to have you 'blow up' talking back to me on school grounds

You're just missing the truth, seems you got an empty gun drawn

Step into the court with me, you get dunked on!