My Father's Sacred Sword Lyrics

I am on a quest

For my father's sacred sword

Unparalleled in craftsmanship in all the land

The blade, the blade!

Sharper than a dragon's fangs

Cuts through foes like a big knife through a ham

All I ever wanted was to fill his giant shoes

I'll retrieve his sacred blade, there's no way that I could lose!

...Wait, what?

What? What do you mean?

You're telling me he stole it from a guy when he wasn't looking?

What? What do you mean?

You're telling me my father was a lousy good-for-nothing?

No! I don't believe you!

Foul demon begone

So you're telling me

That he stole a sword to impress the ladies?

And - furthermore

That he was a no good crook who would steal from a baby?

No! I don't believe you!

Lying beast begone!

I am on a quest for my father's sacred blade

I know it's so strong and so cool

People lie and besmirch my father's name -

Bronkius Bonehead

The Village Fool

(God rest his soul)