I Am Turtle. Lyrics

I'm a turtle here

Just walking around

With my girl and my dick

Just floppin' around

It's mean

It's lean

And it can hurt you too

Just don't touch my bitch

Or I'll kill you

Turtle walking

Turtle walking

Turtle twerking

(Shake that booty bitch!)

All over your mom

I'm a turtle here

Just sobbing away

Because my wife left me

And led me astray

My daughter is dead

And this was my last resort

Cause I forgot to pay my

Fucking child support

(Fuck!)

Turtle walking

Turtle walking

Turtle twerking

All over your mom

I'm a turtle here

In the supermarket

Then all of a sudden

I saw a rocket

The light was so bright

It was brighter than my future

Then my fat nuts

(He needs some milk!)

Got sent to the future

Turtle walking

Turtle walking

Turtle twerking

All over your mom

(Man I gotta pee!)