Not a Suite Life Lyrics

I am in a hotel

But I'm not doing well

Unfortunately

There's a limited amount of channels on this TV

Typically I'm here morning and night

The afternoon I'm out but then I might

Drop by the room, oh no

Right now it's occupied by a lady with a vacuum

I just want to live a suite life

Is that so much to ask?

It's kind of hard for me to feel like luxury

When I can't even take a bath

I just want to live a suite life

While I'm passing through this state

Is that too much for me to ask for

If I'm paying 100 big ones a day

I wake up and what is this?

Free continental breakfast

I will tell the truth

These are the best waffles and fruit

That I have ever had

How'd they do this? Is it crack?

Wow wow wow wow wow

I might have to come here for breakfast everyday now

I just want to live a suite life

Is that so much to ask?

Yeah, I know the breakfast is great

But I still can't take a bath

I just want to live a suite life

While I'm passing through this state

Is that too much for me to ask for

If I'm paying 100 big ones a day

Let me be elsewhere somehow

Oh what a sad time it is

To be living here right now

When they don't even have room service

I just want to live a suite life

Is that so much to ask?

It's kind of hard for me to feel like luxury

When I can't even take a bath

I just want to live a Suite Life

While I'm passing through this state

Is paying this much even worth it

If I can't meet Esteban today?