Internet Friends / Internet Love Lyrics

There's a couple kids I know

Who love robbing banks

I only see them when I'm alone

And usually it's pretty late

I'd like to think I know them well

But thinking so is strange

My best friend in the world and I have

Never seen the other's face

Internet friends

Internet friends

You can have

Friends on the internet

In the new millennium

You can have friends you've never met

That best friend and I used to talk every night

Falling for her like some dumb kid

But anyways over chat room screens

Is where I had my first kiss

One day she asked if I would care

If IRL she were a bit different

Turns out the first girl that I loved was a...

Middle aged man!

Internet friends

Internet friends

You can have

Friends on the internet

In the new millennium

You can have friends you've never met

There's this new girl that I know

Who loves exactly what I do

I met her through my Instagram

Where she just so happens to model

We talked and talked in our DMs

Then she asked to move it to facetime

I was kinda nervous but

Boy am I'm glad I gave her a try

We fell in love and better yet

She's coming right this way

Only needed my credit card

And SSN to book her plane

Internet love

Internet love

You can have

Sex via satellite

In this age of information

You don't even need a working phone line

Internet friends

Internet friends

You can have

Friends on the internet

In the new millennium

You can have friends you've never met