Stag Do Lyrics

Stag do, you know you don't have to

Strip and lick drinks off the floor

And refer to women as whores if you don't want to

And Stag do, you know you don't have to

Try to prove that you're a hunk

By getting your stomach pumped if you don't want to

Because it's all good banter

Until you are the guy

Fighting to keep the tears

back from your eyes

Or even with a random passer-by

And the best man in a chicken shop at night

Because I know you're not a robot in disguise

You're just a man with a short back and sides

And you've been told it's not okay to cry

All your life

Stag do, you know you don't have to

Make wolf whistles and cat calls

To show that you have balls

If you don't want to

Because boys v. girls is what you learn

when you're at Primary School

But when you're in your thirties man,

that doesn't seem quite as cool

Did you know you can be a man

without putting a woman down?

And you can be a woman

even when your friends are around