EVERYTHING Lyrics

I bet you got everything

I bet you know everything

I bet you got everything

I bet you've seen everything

I bet she got everything

I bet you got everything

I bet you got everything

Everything but me

You ain't got me

You ain't got me

You ain't got me

I bet you got everything

I bet you got everything

Everything but me

So you wanna trade our home for metropolis

You're dead wrong, boy, and I ain't talking necropolis

Mourning what we had, no George Stephanopoulos

You wanna pull out? Then like Jenga, you'll topple us

I bet she's calling out your name like a mate call

I bet she hit them home runs like a baseball

I bet she winning - boom, boom - sunk the 8-Ball

I bet she speeding - vroom, vroom - to the U-Haul

I bet you got everything

I bet you know everything

I bet you got everything

I bet you've seen everything

I bet she got everything

I bet you got everything

I bet you got everything

Everything but me

You ain't got me

You ain't got me

You ain't got me

I bet you got everything

I bet you got everything

Everything but me

I oughta charge you for a misdemeanor

You were dealt the queen, got up, and fucked the dealer

Think it's better over there, you're a true believer

I'm the preacher, I've seen her

And the grass ain't greener, look

See, I've been hitting home runs like a baseball

I've been winning - boom, boom - sunk the 8-Ball

See, I've been yelling "Love you" like a mate call

So whatcha doing - vroom, vroom - with the U-Haul?

I hope your life goes awry

I hope you never find a guy

I hope you need to drive but can't, the sun is in your eyes

I hope your phone stays just as dry as the place between your eyes

I hope you lose your moisturizer, the expensive kind

I hope your name's forgettable

I hope you feel expendable

I hope your roommate's cool but then you find out he's a cannibal

I hope she's undependable

I hope you skip your vegetables

I hope you look back on your choice and find it so regrettable

I bet you got everything

I bet you know everything

I bet you got everything

I bet you've seen everything

I bet she got everything

I bet you got everything

I bet you got everything

Everything but me

You ain't got me

You ain't got me

You ain't got me

I bet you got everything

I bet you got everything

Everything but me