I'm A Bird Now Lyrics

There once was a boy named Little Jerimiah

He was the nephew of an inventor

His dream was to fly and become a bird

His uncle, taking that information, created a jetpack

Just for him

It did not go so well

Do you know what he said

I'm flying off in my new jetpack

Envy the machine that's on my back

Watch me fly like I'm a bird

All the girls screaming have you heard

Open up my Facebook app

Change my status to where I'm at

Now I'm off, going to the west

Settle down in my little nest

Find a bird that I'd like to see

Have her hunt for worms with me

Leave her behind once I am full

It's about to get very cold

I'm going head for the south

No problem for me to get out

Gonna leave my life behind

Become a bird, and hunt, and fly

Little Jerimiah's uncle built him a jetpack

Now he's gonna become a bird and never come back

Little Jerimiah's uncle built him a jetpack

Now he's gonna become a bird and never come back

I'm flying off in my new jetpack

Down to Mexico and back

Heading towards the Midwest

Gotta make that little nest

Now I'm back in that place

That I tried to get away

I saw my uncle, he said give it back

I said no, I don't work like that

He said "Please I'll do anything"

I said no, he said "Pretty please"

Told him to get on his hands and knees

He said "What do you mean?"

So I flied off, waved goodbye

My poor uncle started to cry

Gonna leave my life behind

Become a bird, and hunt, and fly

Little Jerimiah's uncle built him a jetpack

Now he's gonna become a bird and never come back

(How do you work this thing)

(Does anybody know how to turn this thing off)

(Anybody, Anybody at all, No)

(None of you have jetpacks, ok)