PvZ (Jalapeño) Lyrics

Pothead like Crazy Dave

Like Lil Nas, call my name

Never sleeping, coffe bean

Zombies bouta eat my brains

Lighting my spikeweed with torchwood

Growing old, soon in adulthood

Zombies bouta become wormfood

Breaking easy just like plywood

Plants coming thru with the click clack

Cherry Bomb bouta blow your whole fucking shit back

Break the zombies like a Kitkat

I got coins, uh, right in my sack

Gravebuster, blockbuster, fucking space cucumber

I got the big chopper, pull up, I eat Chomper

Gravebuster, blockbuster, fucking space cucumber

I got the big chopper, pull up, I eat Chomper

Blåhaj pulling up with the bag, bag

I'm floating in water like lily pad, pad

All your songs are so sad, sad

I keep the belt on me just like I'm a bad dad

Achoo

Doing the dab, dab

Phone battery dying, it need to be laddad

Driving 'round in a cab, cab

Cooking up beats inside of the lab, lab

I take up all the lanes like I am a motherfucking starfruit

All of you sound the same, imitater, copy paper, one, two

I wear a mask like Bane

Cheated like I am Dream

Umbrella leaf, it rain

Hot like jalapeño

Sweet like fucking cheerio

Bars sharp, Freddy Kreuger

Driving 'round on my one wheeled scooter

Beat made on computer

Pass it on

To Yung Loser

Pushing P like I'm peashooter

Like sunflower looking cute but I keep getting cuter

Like Jack Harlow, I keep getting cuter

Like your mom, I keep getting cuter

Sitting in a car, spin around go "vroom"

See fire explode like doom shroom

While it's not I realise, toxic gas like fume shroom

I bloom like a flower bloom, boom, boom

Boom, boom, Cherry Bomb in your coom-room

I might as well be on my way to jail

I shoot you up with homing bullets like I'm cattail

Smoking assholes like jalapeño it go boof

Can't plant here? Hey, no problem, put a pot on the roof

Gaming PvZ, ain't no Roblox that shit is oof

"Augh-ble-blau-ble-blu-bluh"

Shut up you goof

I'm three minutes late, bitch, I'm just like a threepeater

Fucking on your man, ah, saying he ain't a repeater

Growing different plants, I'm a motherfucking planetfeeder

Plant it, uh, plant it, I'm a motherfucking seedeater

Bowling bulbs, I got my homies at the side

Guacodile, baby coming for a ride

Zombies coming over, that bro already died

Looking real dead he is nästan cross-eyed

Plants vs. Zombies, I'm always yours

Everyone close me out, you're the only one with open doors

If I'm alone in a bro, you come and help with ores

And shoutout to Laura she got Harry for being the best, of course

Aahh!