Smaaart Maaarks (Skit) Lyrics

And on that note we're gonna go to a commercial break

A bombshell has been dropped

Brian Pillman is in the

No no no no Joey Styles

You're not running this interview, I am

Cuz I'm Brian fucking Pillman

Anything you

Let me tell you a little more

You know what Eric Bischoff is

Eric Bischoff is each and every one of these motherfucking smart marks rolled up into one giant piece of shit

I guess, I guess you guys didn't get that

Smaaart Maaarks

What's a smark mark? A mark with a high IQ

Read the sign, read the sign, read the sign

Okayyy Smaaart Maaarks, okayyy

You know what a mark is

A mark is a guy that pays his last twenty dollars on crack cocaine

A mark is a guy that believes that OJ didn't do it

And a mark is each and every one of you sorry son of a fucking bitches

So you know what

I'm gonna do right fucking here, right now

The only appropriate thing Brian Pillman should do

I'm gonna yank out my johnson and piss in this hellhole

No you no

Would you put that thing

Wait what the hell are you doing

Wait a minute