Pay Attention. (skit) Lyrics

"Hello, no one is available to take your call

Please leave a message after the tone"

Hey, this is *******

I just wanted to let you know that I absolutely fucking despise you

Like, I'm just so glad I got rid of your ass when I had the chance

'Cause you were just always a fuckin' dickhead

I don't even know why the fuck I put up with your shit for so long

Like, that shits just fucking embarrassing, like

I can't even fucking get over the fact that I told you I loved you

'Cause obviously that was a fucking lie

And you know I cheated on you too, right?

Like that guy that I told you I was over with

Yeah, um, funny story actually

We were always together, constantly

And like, I'd just fucking lie to you all the time

And tell you that my mom wanted me home early

And then, instead of-, I would just fucking leave you

And go over to his house, and

I mean, you can probably guess what happened next

Like you don't even get to fucking deserve to hear a story

I cheated on you and I'm not sorry at all

And I know you're gonna sit there and, like, listen to this

And act like you don't care, but we all know that you're just gonna

Go back crying to your fucking friends like you always do

Maybe if you would pay more attention to your fucking girlfriend

Instead of being stuck up your friends' asses all the time

Then you could be a little bit more happy

I fucking hate you and I just wanted you to know that

Don't call me back