A BBC Christmas Carol ft. Greek Freak, k$teezy, Lil Shmeg & G$ Lyrics

Dashing through the snow

Icy diamond glow

BBCs were about to blow

Mrs. Claus is a hoe

Cum make that white ass snow

BBC like dildo

Fuck a Christmas photo

Santa is a no show

Happy new year

BBCs filled with jeer

Snow like a cum smear

Fuck her in the rear

Throw it in first gear

Swerving in the reindeer

Climb like a mountaineer

We going to the stratosphere

We gon have an icy Christmas

I shoot straight through you I call it isthmus

Freezing diamonds yeah I caught a sickness

Now shut up suck my dick and eat a biscuit

Cowboy Steezy on the beat

Like what I do to my meat

Santa has hot feet

Life's a whole fuckin yeet

Steezy up in the cut

Mrs clause a slut

Elf's busting nuts

Fuck her in the butt

Merry Christmas you filthy animal

We eating you up like it's some Danimals

Feelin like a cannibal callin me Hannibal

Song so fire that it's fucking flammable

Sweeping Santa up under the rug

You know that we be smoking fat nugs

Shoot Rudolph in the face with the slug

Pouring lean in my Christmas mug

Yeah I just skull fucked frosty

Yeah and her bush be mossy

And my rhymes are fucking saucy

Damn right I'm a fuckin neo Nazi

Happy Holidays from Saint Nicholas

Yung Giraffe is a great lyricist

Always red faced like I'm P Nicholas

You know that I stroke my kawaii dickolas

I wanna lick Keller's twomp sack

Then flip him all around and hit it from the back

You all know I don't give a flying fack

Now come here and ima lick your sack

Yuh aye you know I lick his sack

What aye I eat it up like a snack

When I get it I ain't never coming back

And ima take my bitch to my rape shack

You know she ride me like her name is Dasher

And I get so much cake it's like I am a pastor

White around her face got her looking like Casper

When I put her in her place mooing in a pasture

Cause I don't kick it just like rocky

On my own page origami

Yeah your bitch say that I'm cocky

Now Ms. Clauses wanna top me

And my cock be super floppy

When I fly you can not stop me

In a sleigh I'm catching bodies

Not a case it's in the lobby