Birthday Card Lyrics

Saw a friend the other day

Who said it was your birthday

I couldn't believe I let it slip

So I went to the store and I

I got you a birthday card

To say sorry for breaking your heart

I'm your man

I got a plan

To show that I love you

"Oh, hey stranger, long time no see!"

"Oh! Oh my God"

"Uh, I'll see you around"

"I love you"

At your place on the next day

With a tie and a bouquet

When your boyfriend answered the door

I just smiled and said: "SHIT"

He just read your birthday card

Kicked my ass in your front yard

He saw my drawing of you and I fucking

Just to show that I missed you

If I say yes will you say no?

Round a round a round we'd go

Back to a time

When you were mine

Before I left you

He threw out your birthday card

Now he's in the back of my car

Come outside

No need to hide

I'm doing this all for you

Crawl inside of your window

When the sirens start to blow

Have no fear

That in five years

I'll have a card for you