Pint And A Fag Lyrics

Pint And A Fag - Pete & Bas

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Pint And A Fag

And they're ringing my phone

I don't call back

I've got big bings

And they go click-clack

Walk with a lean

I'm known on the slab

Out on the town with a pint and a -

Ringing my phone

I don't call back

I've got big bings

And they go click-clack

Walk with a lean

I'm known on the slab

Out on the town with a pint and a fag

Fag in my hand, in between the fingers

Same hand on the can‚ it's a motion picture

You got fags I'ma smoke them with you

That man give you trouble‚ I'ma smoke him with you

You're a mug‚ that's why I ain't spoken with you

And you can get the back of the hand

Big back doors and I'm smashing them down

Got the wife on my case while I'm smashing a can

I smash cans with the boys on the back of the bus

You stand up, talk dirt and you're scrapping with us

Got a wallet in my pocket, in the back of my jeans

And it ain't mine but I'll splash it in the club with the team

I walk proud‚ talk loud, with my chest out

Money for my mate Ronnie when he gets out

Fag and a can when you're walking with us

So watch your mouth little man when you're talking to us

And they're ringing my phone

I don't call back

I've got big bings

And they go click-clack

Walk with a lean

I'm known on the slab

Out on the town with a pint and a -

Ringing my phone

I don't call back

I've got big bings

And they go click-clack

Walk with a lean

I'm known on the slab

Out on the town with a pint and a fag

Stop fannying about, I put the stick in your mouth

Just found ten pounds down the back of the couch

And that's blown‚ did it on the one-armed bandit

You talk money then you speak my language

Can of beans in a Tesco bag

Take the head from his body like a Lego man

I'm the governor, I'm The Big Lebowski

Big five bagger, you can ask about me

I'm the governor, I'm the quiche Lorraine

Chuck a oner at the bookies, you can keep the change

We don't speak the same

Your mum's on the packet, and it's me to blame

Yeah, put a sock in your mouth

Pink Ralph shirt and I'm packing it out

Clipboard chugger asking me for a pound

If he says another word then we're having it out

And they're ringing my phone

I don't call back

I've got big bings

And they go click-clack

Walk with a lean

I'm known on the slab

Out on the town with a pint and a -

Ringing my phone

I don't call back

I've got big bings

And they go click-clack

Walk with a lean

I'm known on the slab

Out on the town with a pint and a fag