Venom vs Carnage Rap Battle Lyrics

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Venom vs Carnage Rap Battle Lyrics

[Verse 1: Venom]

Eddie, just let me teach him a lesson

You see this coward hiding inside of Cletus seeking protection?

I administer Venom, spear a spike through the meatiest section

Not the first time he’d be sentenced to death by lethal injection

Daddy’s home, scoldin’ his son for leavin’ a mess

And something’s wrong with my boy, he’s out here eating intestines

He don’t care if it’s fresh when he’s feeding, even the dead ones

An overgrown, pathetic, parasitic infection

[Verse 2: Carnage]

I’m not crazy, but I am vengeful

A little dose of chaos in the carnage is essential

The screams of my victims fill my host with adrenaline

You’re only famous ‘cause you had a couple songs by Eminem

Look at you, a deadbeat, freeloading off a loser

Sleeping on the couch in Eddie’s head, Vinnie the moocher

Got the nerve to call yourself Venom, well I’m the antidote

You and Brock are soft like throwin’ up some heart hand emotes

[Verse 3: Venom]

That was senseless, just like you in prison

Those weak bars didn’t hold, so you couldn’t finish a sentence

Filicide! Fighting with me and you will be dead tonight

Callin’ me a leech, but you’re the offspring of a parasite

[Verse 4: Carnage]

Let me tell ya’ the definition of a psychopath

Killed my Mom’s dog and threw the TV inside her bath

Burned down an orphanage, the kids were still inside!

Pushed my Grandma down the stairs and not once did I cry, I’m evil!

Serial killer, butchered eleven people

Those were just the ones they knew about, we are not equal

Eddie compared to Cletus, ugh, got me so annoyed!

You can’t even compete with Pete, a teen dweeb swinging Polaroids

That is an enigma, but like your last job

You’re about to get terminated ‘cause you couldn’t get the picture

You’re not the main course, I’m just snackin’ before dinner

Like Woody Harrelson, I’m a natural born killer

[Verse 5: Venom]

I munch bad guys for lunch, but I don’t need to bleed humanity

You kill folks for fun, Cletus need to plead insanity

I guess the kids brain is lost, send him off to Ravencroft

You’re the mole on my ass that I should’ve had lasered off

Poor Kasady, childhood was a tragedy

That trauma won’t compare to what happens after he battles me

It’s sad to see I need to call Maury because I’m not the Dad

This kid is dripping red, somebody get this man a Maxi Pad

We should kill him, hey Eddie, we should kill him

I’ve done some bad things, but this demon, he’s a villain

He is beyond saving, he should be our dinner

If we work together we’ll crush him, because we are Venom!

[Verse 6: Carnage]

I’m bigger and stronger, no need to compare gains

You and Brock are like a bum askin’ hobos for spare change

All you see is red, all your friends are dead!

I learn from the best, Charles, John, Jeffrey and Ted

Head bobbing to the cadence of a homicidal sadist

Other symbiotes, they hate us ‘cause they know that we’re the greatest

Oh my God, why they go so hard on the beat? Me and Cletus, we the hottest

I’ma be honest, I just wanna kill, so let there be carnage!

By Samuel