Extra Ordinary Lyrics

So the other day I had to take max to the vets

That's my dog

He had acid reflux you see

We think it's because we changed his dog food

I read the ingredients though

I couldn't see anything out of the blue

That should've made it happen

But as I was staring at his sick

I thought maybe I should repaint the lounge

We're thinking some sort of eggshell

Or something of that nature

Oh my god

If you keep talking I'm going to fucking shoot myself

Who invited you?

I don't care

You are fucking

Boring

If you pass me by you wouldn't look twice

That's how I know I'm a solid 5 (five)

My BMI is right in the middle (21.4)

Just an average guy

I'm just the mean (He-ey)

I am the median

I'm not too hot I'm not too cold

I like it medium

I'm just the mean (He-ey)

I am the median (The median the median)

I'm extra ordinary

I start quite nice wave and say hi

But when I talk you'd rather die (Die)

I'm like plain rice and dried potato

Just an average guy

I tried sea food in the south of France one time

I didn't taste it it was far too much for my eyes

I said Bonjour to the waiter (Salut is everything okay?)

Oh please can I have a side of fries

Hey diddle diddle I'm bang in the middle

Blood types O and I'm pretty good at riddles

Oh I have never come first

Guess I'm a little bit of a criminal

Coz I graffitied but the pen was invisible

It was a pretty good picture of a cat

But I can't be sure about that

I'm just the mean (He-ey)

I am the median

I'm not too hot I'm not too cold

I like it medium

I'm just the mean (He-ey)

I am the median (YThe median the median)

I'm extra ordinary