Unfortunate Lyrics

Now if your life has been a series of

Events that got you feeling like you've been unfortunate

Remember days could be darker, life could get harder

You could be homeless living helpless with no power

Dreadful, melancholy, and calamitous

A word which in this case refers to two preceding it

Look away, look away cause this isn't funny

Living life afraid like Violet, Clause, and baby Sunny

Baudalaires so sincere always laying low

At the beach enter stage right Mr. Poe

Got some bad news break it to them real slow

Been an accident please come with me gotta go

Fire decimated both your parents

Set ablaze it desecrated

Your entire mansion

Not a trace left, devastation

It's suspected arson launch a full investigation

Deeply sympathetic but we need cooperation

Come and crash at my pad for the night

Executor I gotta sort out the estate

Gonna make sure that the paperwork is done right

Before I take you to your nearest relative's place

Hes an actor named Count Olaf

Quite a pompous show off

Leader of a troop full of freaks look like tweaks that been living under bridges, grimy and suspicious

It's regrettable but this is where our road stops

The C is for conniving just another word for con

The O is for he's obviously in oblivion

U is for unanimously hated far and wide

N is for notoriously one real shady guy

T is for tremendously too terrible to factor how one man can become such a greedy Grimy prime detractor

Treat the trodden trio terribly from here on out and after

Hideous and honestly a putrid horrid actor

Crazy dream to get his hands upon their fortune

Brilliant scheme in a play with Violet he be courting

Justice Strauss had got the part I think that there is more than

Coincidence, a judge to play a judge should've been warning

I guess it wasn't though, no one even said a thing

As Olaf dragged her down the aisle produced a wedding ring

The Justice said her lines that she had been long practicing

Legal union, violet ruined, no one knew a thing

But this scene is far from over

Thought nobody know your

Evil scheme was happening but it's come to a closure

Foiled your plans with a left hand

You will never get this fortune

Now if your life has been a series of

Events that got you feeling like you been unfortunate

Remember days could get darker, life could be harder

You could be homeless living helpless with no power

Dreadful, melancholy, and calamitous

A word which in this case refers to two preceding it

Look away, look away cause this isn't funny

Living life afraid like Violet, Clause, and baby Sunny

So any time that life has got you feeling down, on the ground, like you can no longer take it, lost and found

Just remember how these orphans were tortured and hunted down

By relentless evil, only hoping they would burn or drown