In the Zoom Breakout Room Lyrics

They met on Zoom, in a break-out room

In the dark ages of doom and gloom

She was bright and sophisticated

But all he wanted was to see her naked

They met again on Slack a week after that

They shared a channel, and he stared at her pixels

He went on Twitter and he followed her

And he retweeted every little thought she had

Now you may say he's not the most mature, I assume

Some people even say his brain's a vacuum

But when he saw her on his Zoom, Zoom, Zoom

There's no denying that his heart went boom, boom, boom

He went on Facebook and he got a look

At all the pictures that she posted on her wall

Before you can say Zuckerberg, he was hooked

And he requested that she friend him, don't we all?

Soon it came that the doom and gloom went away

He braced himself and texted her: "what would you say

If with my Apple phone I gave you a ring

And asked if you would let me take you out for a drink?"

Now you may say she's not the most self-assured, I agree

And that she settled for a lower pedigree

But when he had unmuted in the Zoom break-out room

There's no denying that her heart went boom, boom, boom

And you may say "what are the odds such a love would endure?"

That life on line is full of fakes and avatars

But let me tell you that their feelings were pure and sure

And they grew stronger, stronger, close than from afar

I hear some of you say my song is dumb

Unrealistic, optimistic, frankly wrong

But I get to make it up just as I want

And I'm in the mood for something sweet and lovesome

Hey, you might want to check them out on Tik Tok

Instagram too, you'll see their love around the clock

One thing they'll keep to themselves, but I'll say

He now gets to see her naked every day

OK, I must confess, I didn't work so hard on this one

Five chords and silly words that came to me while out on a run

But when I see love in real life or dream it on Zoom

It makes me happy and my heart goes boom, boom boom