Dummies Lyrics

Dummies - Tom MacDonald

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I love the earth but I don't really wanna save it (what?)

Everything is sexist, homophobic, or it's racist

When life gives us lemons we're supposed to wanna change it

But my generation rather take some pills and escape it

Say that I'm transphobic if you wanna but one day I'll be a father

And I really hope my son don't grow up to be my daughter

I ain't tryna hurt your feelings, skin should be a little thicker

That's the problem, being honest got 'em triggered (triggered)

The kids are getting weaker 'cause they're sheltered by society

Pumpkin spice Ativan for seasonal anxiety (woo)

Wokeness has become a way to bully non-violently

And cancel everyone without improving on the life we lead

Without the white, there's no black, without the straight, there's no gay

Without the men, there's no women, without the night, there's no day

Without the idiots, we couldn't laugh at them when they fall

So maybe we need them after all

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all (ay yo)

I guess you love to be wrong

Or you don't have the guts or the balls (ay yo)

Dumb, dumb dumb, dumb, dumb dumb

Dumb, dumb dumb, dee dee dumb dumb dumb

Dumb, dumb dumb, dumb, dumb dumb

Dumb, dumb dumb, dee dee dumb dumb

I love the earth but I don't really wanna save it

Everyone's obsessed with making stupid people famous (yo)

If a white boy raps then it's called appropriation

But Beyoncé does her hair blonde and people say she slayed it (weird)

Everybody's outraged, everybody's mad (big mad)

Our solutions to the issues don't make no sense

If stairs are the problem, we build wheelchair ramps (uh-huh)

We don't cancel feet or persecute the people with legs

The feminists who started their movement would be ashamed of so many things

They fought so you could vote not show your butthole on OnlyFans

I'm not a bad person 'cause you don't like what I say (yeah)

Call me homophobic just because I think straight (ew)

I love people even though we disagree (disagree)

I wish we could get WiFi signals from a tree (from a tree)

Then everyone would plant them and we'd probably save the planet for free

Too bad we only need 'em to breathe (hm, that's true)

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all (ay yo)

I guess you love to be wrong

Or you don't have the guts or the balls (ay yo)

Dumb, dumb dumb, dumb, dumb dumb

Dumb, dumb dumb, dee dee dumb dumb dumb

Dumb, dumb dumb, dumb, dumb dumb

Dumb, dumb dumb, dee dee dumb dumb

I love the earth but I don't really wanna save it

Classifying people by their sex and race degrades them

But we still say straight white males are the worst of our population

Guess the labels are okay if they're Caucasian (that's right)

Our kids are living in their rooms, I swear we barely ever see 'em

Go outside sometimes, there's fresh air you could be breathing

Put your phones down, play sports, do something illegal

Go and meet your families, they're probably nice people

These days you're a Nazi if you don't hate the police

They say that white folks think all Asian people are Chinese (hm)

I'm sorry, what kind of white people you mean? (Uh)

English, Scottish, German, Swedish, or Greek?

And Black Lives Matter is problematic (why?)

It excludes anyone without the pigment, it's automatic (okay)

I understand all the reasons it happened

But including all humans is the actual answer (oh no)

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all (ay yo)

I guess you love to be wrong

Or you don't have the guts or the balls (ay yo)

Dumb, dumb dumb, dumb, dumb dumb

Dumb, dumb dumb, dee dee dumb dumb dumb

Dumb, dumb dumb, dumb, dumb dumb

Dumb, dumb dumb, dee dee dumb dumb