The Sauce Lyrics

Woke up this morning

On the wrong side of the bed

I fixed myself a drink

And to hell with it I said

I am getting stoned on red wine

Getting stoned on that California grass

Can't you see, I married me a soul digger

And she ain't going nowhere too fast

She's the boss and I am lost in the sauce

And there ain't no going back

I am a Pennsylvania swindler

And I don't need no job

I am sitting and uh thinking

Of some bank that I might just rob

And if I get away with the cash

I am going to buy this whole damn town and paint it black

I'll change my name and that'll be that

Sit here, sharpening my axe in the Adirondacks

She's the boss and I am lost in the sauce

And there ain't no going back

It'll be a cold day in hell

When that blue majesty walks that plank

Cows will be jumping over the moon

When her cavalry says hangmen, you can hang us hank

But wait a minute, I just saw three pigs flying over the Poconos

Dragging a queen with no head on down to Fairfax

Bury her deep in that Virginia soil

And let her ghost find me in the stars and the zodiac

She's still the boss and I am lost in the sauce

And there ain't no going back

I am going to find myself a hilltop

Where there ain't no more rules

Give all my things to charity

Spend all night howling at the moon

Getting high on that cool mountain air

Drunk on that nectar, minding on my own damn beeswax

I won't have no name, call me the mountain man

You won't see me hanging around the cul-de-sac

Where she is the boss and I'd be lost in the sauce

And you know I ain't going back