Good Person ft. Roomie Video Music Lyrics

I'm at the supermarket

Gon' cop some rhubarb

I reach into my pocket

It's time to get charged

I pay in cash, and I know what happens next is strange

I flash a stunning smile and say

"You can keep the change"

Oh, what

Oh yeah, I'm a good person

You can have that money (it's yours)

And also coins are uncomfortable in my pockets, uh

Sitting by my computer

Mom comes inside the lair

"It's smelling like a sewer

You should go and get some air"

I'm gettin' up, and stretch, I'm filling up with pride

I open up the door and put a single foot outside

Oh, what

Oh yeah, I'm a good person

I leave my house (so healthy)

I'm gonna put my foot back inside of my house now, uh

My lifestyle's quite unhealthy

I snacked recording this

Got an expanding belly

Can't find a shirt that fits

Roll my chair to the kitchen, fill my snack bowl to the brim

Yeah, I know that might look bad, but then I sign up for a gym

Oh, what

Oh yeah, I'm a good person

I'm a gym member (gon' get ripped)

And I will go there sometime, I just haven't decided on a date yet, uh

I'm chilling out in class

My teacher's such a jerk

And suddenly he asks

"Where is your homework"

All my friends in panic, "no was that today??"

I slap mine on the desk and say "I'm gonna get an A plus"

Oh, what

Oh yeah, I'm a good person

I do my homework (model student)

Turns out I plagiarized and now I'm in detention, uh (sad, whiny uh)

My mom is back again

"Can you take out the trash?"

Her mind was blown right then

"I did it before you asked"

Oh, what

Oh yeah, I'm a good person

I do my chores (for mommy)

Couldn't find a trashcan so I dumped it in the ocean, uh

It's just a regular day

Or is it, grandma?

No, someone's changin' age and

it isn't grandpa

Other grandsons may just write on Facebook walls

But I am grandmas special boy, so I am gonna call

Oh, what

Oh yeah, I'm a good person

I remember birthdays (for example February 7th)

You better think of me when you're drafting up your will

I'm hanging out with Quinston

He is the coolest guy

Got 30k on Insta'

Always wears suit and tie

I tell him 'bout how good I am, but he says

"Bro, the people who are really good don't brag about it though"

what? You're saying bragging about the nice things you've done misses the whole point

Of doing nice things in the first place?

Oh, what

Oh yeah, I'm a good person

I don't brag ever (never did)

Now please excuse me while I go delete my Twitter, uh