I'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus Lyrics

I'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus - Danny Gonzalez

...

Oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh

Every Christmas I'm a very good boy

I put out milk and cookies for this guy to enjo o oy

But Santa never brings the right toy

I felt like giving up on all this holiday jo o oy

But if you've seen the Santa clause you know

You become Santa if you put on Santa's coat

You can kill him leave him dead up in the snow

The elves don't even care about you murdering their bro

And so

This Christmas gon be special to me

I ain't gonna ask for a car with a key

I ain't gonna write to Santa asking him please

Cus what I want for Christmas can't fit under the tree

Chorus

I wanna be Santa clause

So I'm gonna kill Santa clause

When I hear those reindeer pause

I'm gonna break the law

This Christmas

Don't got a wish list

I got a hitlist

And at the top of it is old St Nicholas

Nothing against him

It's just business

I ain't the grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas

Verse 2

I made a list and checked it twice

For all the fucks I give about ending Santa's life

And I found none

I'll travel at the speed of light

If I'm Santa now does that mean that I sleep with Santa's wife

Cus I'm down son

Fire in my fire place

Not talking bout his flying chip when I say imma slay

He gon die son

Imma wake up Christmas day

With all the dopest presents that I forced the elves to make

They're my prisoners

Verse 3

I'll never understand why this is

They way that they decide who the next Santa clause is

How do people not believe that Santa exists

In this world aren't adults concerned about all this gifts

They didn't buy

Chorus

I wanna be Santa clause

So I'm gonna kill Santa clause

When I hear those reindeer pause

I'm gonna break the law

This Christmas

Don't got a wish list

I got a hitlist

And at the top of it is old St Nicholas

Nothing against him

It's just business

I ain't the grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas