If I Be Yahoo Boy Lyrics

If I Be Yahoo Boy - Punchline Amund

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It's Punch... ...Line

See ehn I'm sick of scrolling through my instagram every minute and seeing all of these G-guys

Posting pictures of their jewels, holding money to their ears and flashing all of them big rides

Bunch of dimwits and riff-raffs

Dying slow but you dey think say you dey live life

If you ponder on this matter for a minute, you go notice none of these guys dey streetwise

Like where's the brain in having money to buy a house but you stay in hotels, bro

Where's the sense in making a million bucks just to burn it all on alcohol and girls, bro

Same girls wey no send you when you broke na him you dey use all your money impress, bro

Meanwhile your mama dey Agege dey sell ogi every morning, where is your sense, bro (Ologi de o!)

Look, if I be Yahoo boy

I'm definitely gonna play it smarter

I go understand that it's not how much you make but how much you keep in the end that really matters

No unnecessary spending on things that ain't important

Na only who follow me make am go follow me chop am

If your silly ass no dey with me when I dey suffer

Why you come think say you go dey with me inside my hummer

Lights out

Why I go dey stay hotel when I fit buy house

Put a big ass screen in front of a nice couch and whatever happens in my house stays in my house

But outside my house I go be lowkey person

My lifestyle in the public wouldn't be so interesting

When I travel go Dubai I fit dey drive my Rover

But when I dey inside Lagos na '99 Corolla

I no go dey find attention

Fuck the instagram likes, fuck the twitter mentions

Common City People you no go see me on top

Wetin I wan dey carry my face dey find for Forbes

Wetin I wan dey carry my head go find for TV

I no dey start label leave me

Na low cut I go dey barb every time believe me

So tey SARS go call me bad market when they see me

Shey no be to dey wear suit, u go think say I dey work for bank or I be S.U

Police stop me I no go say "how can I help you"

I go say "good morning, officer, may the Lord bless you"

Abi e dey vex you

Emi alowo ma j'aye abi, thank you

If you think say you no like the way wey I dey roll

Make you find your own client so you go make your own

If I be Yahoo boy ehn I no go be like Taju

First class graduate komot from LASU

After all the shit that he's been through all he could get was a 30k job at local government council

Damn! This country tire me

But school na another topic entirely

See he was just like you and me, young man with big dreams hoping to change the fortune of his family

But his friends told him, " Guy no kill yourself

We fit show you way teach you how you go free yourself

6 months walahi you go dey gbadun quick"

But fortunately 2 months na him Taju pick

Taju turn local celeb people come dey hail am

Change name to T-Money as him finally make am

Don reach like 10 years wey he don dey hustle

So as my guy blow copped himself a muscle

When he dey ball you go think say he dey live for club

From Tuesday to Sunday Tajudeen dey pop

All you had to do was holla T-Money wassup

Taju go order Rosé for you cos you be him blood

My blood, my blood, my blood, na so dem dey talk

But as Taju money finish everybody run

Now Taju's lonely no single padi for him area

All him blood don disappear guess he has anemia

How about Muri that picks regularly

Bros don dey lodge for hotel since February

Dump him family for face me and face you for Ogba

Dey Lekki with different girls living la vida loca

Cut the story short, on this fateful day EFCC bust boda Muri and took him straight to jail

Seize all him properties they did him the worst way

Only his wife and daughter showed up on his court date

If I be Yahoo boy I go dey dress well

I go use money support my best friends

I go take care of my family and everybody loyal to me every time I get blessed

Put money for better investments, no be everything I see I go dey spend flex

I no go dey send these DJs and these hypemen wey go dey play Undertaker song to make my head swell

I go look out for the orphans and the helpless

Put a ring on the finger of my girlfriend

Haha see I know myself well, if I be Yahoo boy me sef no go get sense