Protein Shake Lyrics

She has a nice beard

Has a mustache

Has a nice teeth

& she has a big ass

U can keep ur romance

& u can keep ur slow dance

Cause i don’t need to hold hands

To know that

I’m broken

So sweet

So sweet

Of u to bone me

But babe i’ve been around

Ur nothing new

Backseat

Backseat

I had u soaking

Oh & i swear i drank u up like

Apple juice

Low key

Low key

Smelt like bologna

But baby i don’t wanna put the

Blame on u

So weak

So weak

U need some protein

So let me slip inside then i’ll give

Some to u

But i don’t even love myself

So how could i expect u to

Love me

Touch me

Call me honey

To put it bluntly

U can keep ur romance

& u can keep ur slow dance

Cause i don’t need to hold hands

To know that

I’m broken

& u can keep ur heartbreak

& u can keep ur dumb dates

Cause i don’t give a fuck babe

Give up babe

For fucks sake

Told me i should just shut up

I know that

Sometimes i can be too much

But fuck that

I’m not even sorry that i hurt u

It's my pity party thought i warned u

Told me i should just grow up

I felt that

Every time i fall in love

Regret that

Don’t trust me i’ll only just desert u

Guarantee i’ll eat u like dessert too

But i don’t even love myself

So how could i expect u to

Love me

Touch me

Call me honey

To put it bluntly

U can keep ur romance

& u can keep ur slow dance

Cause i don’t need to hold hands

To know that

I’m broken

& u can keep ur heartbreak

& u can keep ur dumb dates

Cause i don’t give a fuck babe

Give up babe

For fucks sake

Now i’m in ur room sitting bedside

Saying that i’m hungry for the 400th time

U seem to always ignore me when its date night

Ur watching reruns of friends for like the 400th time

So then i get in a mood i blame the white wine

& now i’m screaming again for like the 400th time

& u don’t ask to me fuck i guess its implied

I guess its implied babe i guess its implied

U can keep ur romance

& u can keep ur slow dance

Cause i don’t need to hold hands

To know that

I’m broken

& u can keep ur heartbreak

& u can keep ur dumb dates

Cause i don’t give a fuck babe

Give up babe

For fucks sake

I don't want to hold hands

I don't want ur romance

& i don't need ur slow dance to know that

I'm broken