Fuck Covid ft. Snowy Joe Lyrics

Fuck covid

I don't think that the UK's coping

Fuck covid

We have only got worse approaching

Fuck covid

We all watched as the world exploded

Fuck covid

Boris Johnson you're fucking hopeless

Fuck covid

I don't think that the UK's coping

Fuck covid

We have only got worse approaching

Fuck covid

We all watched as the world exploded

Fuck covid

Boris Johnson you're fucking hopeless

Covid-19 or should I say a fucking slag

It's the same as BLM, a bit of a drag

Sitting at home for hours and hours

It's worse than being the victims of the twin towers

Yo, it's your mum, just had my 7th wank to her

Now my dick's numb

Fat people running to try and get fit

Who are you kidding? Go slit your wrists

You know it's bad but I had to keep count

Lockdowns now higher than my body count

Good old Boris looks like my nan

And a pedo, who drives a white van

Who cares about the stats?

You white ape

9/10 people enjoy gang rape

We thought 2020 put covid into place

But this whole things longer than the Madeline McCann case

It's 2021

Still in lockdown, this ain't fun

I hope we're almost done, but it seems we've just begun

Matt Hancock's head is spun, faking tears man are you dumb?

You are Piers Morgans son, dodging the question like there's none

Quarantine's got me lazy

Covid, look at what you made me

Life's been boring lately

I've been overthinking daily

I don't want no maybes

Tell us straight about our safety

The government are shady

Think I might be going crazy

Fuck covid

I don't think that the UK's coping

Fuck covid

We have only got worse approaching

Fuck covid

We all watched as the world exploded

Fuck covid

Boris Johnson you're fucking hopeless

Fuck covid

I don't think that the UK's coping

Fuck covid

We have only got worse approaching

Fuck covid

We all watched as the world exploded

Fuck covid

Boris Johnson you're fucking hopeless

Boris dipped his head in cocaine

Him and Matt are only to blame

They're like Ant & Dec if they smoked crack

Where's David Cameron? We want him back

This country's a joke to the world and all

Even the US, and they've got Jake Paul

My sex drive is higher than Snoop Dogg

It's times like this I really need a dog

I need a girls number, pretty please

If you're just Jewish, just roll up your sleeves

People don't care if they break the rules

Why the fuck did we open the schools?

I just can't wait for it to be over

But I can wait for that hangover

Lockdowns so dead it makes Kobe alive

This things worse than Princess Diana's drive

How many lockdowns now? 1? 2? 3?

I'm getting sick of this, couldn't have written this, that was the worst year that we'll see

So Boris, sort it out mate

Government keep playing us, it's foul play

Pay our wages, still don't outweigh

Millions of people filled with outrage

They say it's over soon

We've been hearing that since last June

This shit got me fucked up man, had to get it all out so I wrote this tune

I've been sat in my chair since noon

Now it's midnight and I still haven't moved

Here comes this new variant, don't want that shit, I wanna be immune

Fuck covid

I don't think that the UK's coping

Fuck covid

We have only got worse approaching

Fuck covid

We all watched as the world exploded

Fuck covid

Boris Johnson you're fucking hopeless

Fuck covid

I don't think that the UK's coping

Fuck covid

We have only got worse approaching

Fuck covid

We all watched as the world exploded

Fuck covid

Boris Johnson you're fucking hopeless