Stealing Christmas Lyrics

Great, another Holiday

It's time to ride out, hop inside the sleigh

Spoiling the fun on your Christmas Day

Smoking on that pine, I love maryanne

Stealing your gifts

Replacing them with dildos

Thanks for the cookies , I love chocolate chips yo

Dress like Santa then i bang Ms.Clause

Bend her over the oven, I rip her red draws

I got them green eggs and i also got that ham

Sliding thru like I'm skating boo i'm with my reindeer friends

Please do not pet

Buckle up

Watch your feet and hands

I fucking hate Christmas, gonna steal it once i get the chance

Pimpin in my sleigh how I roll roll roll

Coming though your chimney, I smoke smoke smoke

On my naughty list, recording flicks on my Go-Pro

The Grinch who stole christmas Ho Ho Ho

Pimpin in my sleigh how I roll roll roll

Coming though your chimney, I smoke smoke smoke

On my naughty list, recording flicks on my Go-Pro

The Grinch who stole christmas Ho Ho Ho

Isn't this suppose to be the birth of Jesus?

You gottta PS5 but do you really need it?

Anxiety whenever its X-Mas

They use to call me "One eye" or "Cyclops" from X-Man

See i use to get bullied everyday

So now I'm here to ruin these fucking Holidays

Piss in your eggnog and shit on your gingerbread

I'm running out the door, come and catch me if you can

My heart is pumping fast from the snow that I wiff

Faith wants bigger breast so heres your fake tits

Joey wants a new bike, that shit aint getting shit

Tracy wants an iPad she's throwing a fit

Lick my candy cane

Pimpin in my sleigh how I roll roll roll

Coming though your chimney, I smoke smoke smoke

On my naughty list, recording flicks on my Go-Pro

The Grinch who stole christmas Ho Ho Ho

Pimpin in my sleigh how I roll roll roll

Coming though your chimney, I smoke smoke smoke

On my naughty list, recording flicks on my Go-Pro

The Grinch who stole christmas Ho Ho Ho