Mega Evolution Was a Mistake ft. Zactoshi & Ayaanic Bond Lyrics

Yo, my name's Clemont

Scientific genius comin' at ya this time

My little sister's here too

Hi I'm Bonnie nice to meet you!

Yo, what up bitch, welcome to France, I mean Kalos

No, there is not a gym inside the Eiffel Tower

You could climb to the top and jump off, if you're feelin' it

But you'll soon discover Pokemon around here have a special power

Now here in Kalos you can do whatever you please

You can groom your dog, ride a goat, and even fuckin' freeze

But if you got a couple rocks and really strong bond

Then you can reach new heights and go above and beyond

Now, respond to my heart, beyond evolution, Mega Evolve!

Lemme stop you right there

Listen up, mothafucka, you can't do that anymore

'Cause we threw that shit straight out the door

We accidentally designed way too much cool shit

So we're taking it away so that we don't have to admit

That we showed favoritism for specific guys

That people all around the world would tend to recognize

I don't think you understand exactly what we've done

We had a really good idea that was too much fun

The megas can't be fixed

We got a brand new bag of tricks

So just forget about everything from generation six

Heard you wanted version Z

But you won't get it from me

We're moving on, and so should you, and your life will be Serene

Hey yo, what the fuck is this, text amalgamation

With a stupid fuckin' long drawn-out battle animation

Oh hey, that's a Z-move, give it a try!

Any Pokemon can use one so don't be shy!

Well alright, but this better not be the pits

Okay, little rabbit, do a Breakneck Blitz!

Pretty cool, right?

No, that was fuckin' shit

It kinda makes me wanna fall into a Black Hole Eclipse

How about my little mouse, can he do a trick?

Oh, sure! Here, he can use Gigavolt Havoc! (Yay!)

Fuck that, I've seen enough of this shit

I think I'd rather have him Twinkle Tackle me off a cliff

What ever happened to the power and the cool new designs?

I'm still waiting for the mega forms of Sinnoh guys

Oh, hush now, Clemont, it'll be just fine!

Who needs Mega Blaziken, we got Inferno Overdrive!

Do a pose, like this, and what happens next?

You fuckin' drown in a tornado, Hydro Vortex!

They call me Genesis Supernova out in the streets

But I'm a Stoked Sparksurfer when I'm out in the sea

Gonna steal your soul with a seven-star strike

Then I'll get in bed and Corkscrew Crash for the night

Hey Dedenne, I'm so glad we're together

You are really super cute, Let's Snuggle Forever!

Why won't you let it die?

Call the Light That Burns the Sky

The entire Kalos region meets its Bloom Doom tonight

Never heard of 'X' before

Don't know Y you think there's more

Count the letters in the alphabet, there's only twenty-four

Out here in the tower's backyard, rainin' Splintered Stormshards

Dad is dead and now my robot's broken, headed for the junkyard

Someone send a postcard, from 2014, it's not fair

Stuck in a Never-Ending Nightmare

Subzero Slam my head against the wall

Feelin' Continental Crushed, Shattered Psyche and all

Here, I've got just the thing! Go, use Thunderbolt!

No, fuck that, make it Ten Million Volts!

Do it, Pikachu!