Officed Lyrics

Catch Dwight at the copier

Off a drink now I'm sloppier

Office party at the loading dock

Man Jim's got a sick jump shot

Dropping off the faxes for Pam

Overtime got me by the adrenal gland

So sick off the relish and the mustard

Company had a cookout

And we went over our budget

Blowing up balloons til they busted

Tell em running out of onions

This picnic's in the park

Now we boutta fucking spark

Runnin out of time

It's ok relax sit back drink some wine

Meredith on a date for some discounted steak

Phyllis bought to drop the weight

Dating Pam's mom call me Michael Scott

Branch sales at the top

Catch me cooking up a pot

Of the finest beans I got

Wait did Dwight just call the cops

For finding a joint in the company's parking lot

It ends up being the big dogs on top

It's Michael Scott's

Trippin off a liter got a bathroom full of haters

Michael Scott Michael Scott

Run the whole operation

Haters better look out below

When it's thirty below

We can't go to work in the snow

On with the show