Dear Theodore Lyrics

KR! Life's changing We're all growing up I'm an uncle now

Dear Theodore this world you come into was never worthy

Your uncle's tryna make it rapping and I'm in my thirties

I know right now it looks like flowers and pretty birdies

And I ain't tryna steal your childhood…do you deserve me?

Truth be told I'm an old soul I could be both

Young and experienced because man I've seen some groupie toes

Braving glass slippers tummy-tucking cutie folds

The last to self-worth but the first in every beauty store

It's a crazy world out here

Man a lot of my friends are socially awkward without beer

We're trying not to compromise But otherwise

Right now they're shutting down TV Shows over thighs

I hope you're not surprised

Man I hope in your time people don't live colonized

Even after independence if so I apologize

Because I am watching a harvest burn through a farmer's eyes

If you're having sex condomise

Treat a woman right and do right in your momma's eyes

Try not to live your life like its dramatized

Don't fake a mental condition if you ain't traumatized

Just to fit with other guys nah love the summer vibes

Love women deeply whether skinny or with thunder-thighs

When we see something new what do we do? Acclimatize

I know its nice you gonna leave that sausage and fries

Try something new you gonna free your mind

If something's hurting you leave that thing behind

Stay away stay away from the cigarettes

Be like Elizabeth follow in Chiku's steps

Write your Granny letters but don't be a cave-man

Eat your lettuce grow up to be strong and brave man

Get those medals but don't ever be a slave man

Tell these kids these words I tell you its okay man

Not every girl's the one…but every girl's the one

I know you don't get it now…but that knowledge will come

Acknowledge every wrong you ever made under the sun

Cuz you're my nephew but I might as well call you my son

Because I love you

Peace

Your Uncle