Happy Holidays, Bitch! Lyrics

It's just another standard, dreary day

No Winter Wonderland, only puddles and rain

And someone's lights across the road are flashing blue

Wish there was something to do...

Or someone to see, 'cause I've been bored out my mind

And it's not really feeling like Christmas time

Where's your festive cheer? I think I left mine outside

And I can't go and get it

'Cause of the pandemic

It's a big celebration, but I'm sat here alone

In the same T-shirt I've been wearing for months

Just me and my reflection in the screen of a phone

Where did the years go?

Who's gonna pour me a drink?

It's a big day, but I don't have someone

To kiss under the mistletoe

It's just me and my reflection in the screen of a phone

Where did the year go?

Happy Holidays, bitch!

We've got festive activities queued up for days, quite literally!

Masked individuals lining all up and down the street

Waiting to put the star atop the tree

I miss those I haven't seen since February

So Yuletide, you'll tide me over

For the next few days or so

'Cause I've been looking for a valid reason to go

Hang out with someone else

Who isn't myself

And Parliament said "only Christmas day."

It's a big celebration, but I'm sat here alone

In the same T-shirt I've been wearing for months

Just me and my reflection in the screen of a phone

Where did the years go?

Who's gonna pour me a drink?

It's a big day and we're all alone

'Cause the world outside's a disaster zone

Just me and my reflection in the screen of a phone

Where did the year go?

Happy Holidays, bitch!