Skit Lyrics

Skit - BTS

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in: Billboard No. 1 singer is entering

J-hope: Oh wow, you called the No. 1 singers!

V: Happy birthday, too!

J-hope: Oh, right wow, No. 1 on your birthday!

Jung Kook: Oh, yes

Jin: Guess you don't need a birthday gift!

Jung Kook: This... this doesn't make any sense

RM: We should gift ourselves with something

J-hope: This is the biggest gift!

Jung Kook: This is the best gift of my life... what... what just happened...

J-hope: So the announcement was today? September 1st?

Jung Kook: This is a double celebration

RM: They say it's Saturday

(SUGA enters)

SUGA: Oh, I'm sorry Billboard No. 1 singer has arrived too late. I wеnt to the bathroom

J-hope: Hahaha! (clapping hands) I told you!

RM: Tell us how you feel!

SUGA: ****** ******

(all laugh)

Jin: Okay, that was fantastic!

SUGA: Can you trеat Billboard No. 1 singer like this? No seat?

RM: Six No. 1 singers arrived earlier than you!

SUGA: It fixed my health

RM: How was it yesterday? I went to sleep early, calmly

SUGA: I felt healthier

J-hope: I was late to see it too

Jin: I saw what Namjoon sent me, and had a drink right away, and went to bed

RM: I sent it to the group chat!

SUGA: I couldn't sleep at all

RM: Nobody said anything! Were these guys asleep?!

SUGA: Sorry, I was crying

Jung Kook: I honestly didn't know it was today

V: Me neither, I didn't know it was today

Jimin: I thought it was this evening

Jin: I thought it was 1:00 PM or something

Jimin: I was thinking it would be great... to get No. 1

SUGA: *sighs*

RM: Why you wanna retire all of a sudden?

V: Go ahead, have an announcement now!

RM: This skit will be legendary

SUGA: I'm gonna do music until I die

(all laugh)

RM: Musician-for-life announcement!

J-hope: Are we going for a drink? Or what?

V: We should

SUGA: Let's have a quick short drink

RM: Yeah why not

V: Billboard No. 1 singer couldn't get today's dance practice canceled

J-hope: Dance practice canceled?

SUGA: We should dance

J-hope: Okay let's make it short and sweet

Jung Kook: What's for today?

Jimin: "No More Dream." Guys, don't worry

RM: No, we are doing a "back to first mindset" project, practicing "No More Dream" when we're No. 1

SUGA: First intention? What first intention!?

RM: No Hyung, look. How cool is it? Do Billboard No. 1 singer practice their debut song on the day of No. 1 announcement?

V: Write that into a song

RM: How? (rapping) I practiced "No More Dream" today, too!

Jimin: That is interesting though, practicing "No More Dream" today

SUGA: Ahh... for real...

SUGA: Do we really have to rehearse today?

RM: I woke up in the morning seeing the news and...

Jimin: It's so great. You guys are so great!

RM: You are!

Jin: You are!

J-hope: No, what's so great about No. 1...

SUGA: It's regrettable if you say so

Jimin: I want to do stage so bad seeing this

RM: Hope-ah, don't you think this is what happiness is like?

(fades)