Lunchlady Land Lyrics

[00:00]"This is a song..."

[00:02]"This is uhh, This is a new song..."

[00:08]"It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..."

[00:14]"The Lunchlady"

[00:16][Laughing]

[00:25]Woke up in the morning

[00:28]Put on my new plastic glove

[00:33]Served some reheated salisbury steak

[00:36]With a little slice of love

[00:42]Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of

[00:50]Just know everything's doing fine

[00:52][01:32]Down here in Lunchlady Land

[01:04]Well I wear this net on my head

[01:09]'Cause my red hair is fallin' out

[01:14]I wear these brown orthopedic shoes

[01:17]'Cause I got a bad case of the gout

[01:22]I know you want seconds on the corndogs

[01:25]But there's no reason to shout

[01:30]Everybody gets enough food

[01:44]Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes

[01:51]And my breath reeks of tuna

[01:54]And there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose

[02:00]In Lunchlady Land your dreams come true

[02:04]Clouds made of carrots and peas

[02:09]Mountains built of shepherds pie

[02:13]And rivers made of macaroni and cheese

[02:17]But don't forget to return your trays

[02:20]And try to ignore my gum disease

[02:26]No student can escape the magic of Lunchlady Land

[02:39][02:42][02:46]Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders

[02:44]Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans

[02:50]Navy beans, navy beans

[02:51]Meatloaf sandwich

[02:54][02:57][03:01][03:04][04:19][04:22][04:25][04:29]sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

[03:07]Well I dreamt one morning

[03:10]That I woke up to see

[03:11]All the pepperoni pizza

[03:12]Was a-looking at me

[03:15]It screamed, why do you burn me

[03:17]And serve me up cold

[03:18]I said I got the spatula

[03:20]Just do what you're told

[03:22]Then the liver & onions

[03:24]Started joining the fight

[03:26]And the chocolate pudding

[03:27]Pushed me with all its might

[03:29]And the chop suey slapped me

[03:31]And it kicked me in the head

[03:33]It's called revenge Lunchlady

[03:35]Said the garlic bread

[03:36]I said what did I do

[03:38]To make you all so mad

[03:39]They said you got flabby arms

[03:42]And your breath is bad

[03:43]Then the green beans said

[03:45]You better run and hide

[03:47]But then my friend sloppy joe came

[03:49]And joined my side

[03:51]He said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady

[03:53]The kids wouldn't eatcha

[03:55]You should be shakin' her hand

[03:56]And sayin' please to meet ya

[03:59]She gives you a purpose

[04:01]And she gives you a goal

[04:03]You should be kissin' her feet

[04:04]And kissin' her mole

[04:11]Now all the angry foods

[04:13]Just leave me alone

[04:14]And we all live together

[04:16]In a happy home

[04:18]Thanks to

[04:33]Well me & sloppy joe got married

[04:40]We got six kids and we're doing' just fine

[04:43]Down in Lunchlady Land