I'm Corny Lyrics

I'm Corny - Tom MacDonald

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Okay, I'm corny, all my songs are super boring

I'm like Macklemore on crack if he smoked until he was forty

I'm a racist, I'm a sexist, I tried too hard to be cool

I'm a clickbait rapper, I paid for all of my views

I got white-white-white privilege leaking out my eyes when I cry

And I'm always shedding tears 'cause it's hard to be white

My girlfriend writes my raps, I hope I never get dumped again

I hate the Libtards, so I must be Republican

Now my Gucci is fake, I got this Louis on sale

I'm a snitch like Tekashi, so I will never see jail

I look just like the mumble rappers that everyone hates

I braid my hair like a girl, put tattoos on my face, ya

Why do you keep talking 'bout me? Everything's been said

All that hate, it isn't healthy, you might end up dead

They call me a loser, say I suck

Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?

You're so stupid, are you drunk?

Say it to my face, and I'll kick your butt

They call me a loser, say I suck

Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?

You're so stupid, are you drunk?

Say it to my face, and I'll kick your butt, kick your butt

Okay, I'm corny and whack, I'm horrible trash

I'm the worst rapper alive, and I'm ignoring the facts

I try too hard to be edgy, my bars are garbage, you win

I'm one hundred percent pure grade-A Colombian cringe

And if rap was a game you could play with your friends

I'd be the SoundCloud rapper boss you fought at the end

Look, I'm so thirsty for clout that I'd slap my mama for fame

I'm thirty, but I look like I'm your grandfather's age

I'm like Joyner Lucas corny had a baby with Logic

The doctor dropped it on his head and said, "That's a Tom MacDonald"

I smell like MGK just ate a burger and farted

And my face tattoos look like I fell asleep at a party retarded

Why do you keep talking 'bout me? Everything's been said

All that hate, it isn't healthy, you might end up dead

They call me a loser, say I suck

Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?

You're so stupid, are you drunk?

Say it to my face, and I'll kick your butt

They call me a loser, say I suck

Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?

You're so stupid, are you drunk?

Say it to my face, and I'll kick your butt, kick your butt

Retard, loser, you're so gay, you're so corny, you're so lame

You're unhappy, so you call me names

Been the same since seventh grade: angry, sad, and full of hate

Take it out on me 'cause you're in pain

They call me a loser, say I suck

Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?

You're so stupid, are you drunk?

Say it to my face, and I'll kick your butt

They call me a loser, say I suck

Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?

You're so stupid, are you drunk?

Say it to my face, and I'll kick your butt

They call me a loser, say I suck

Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?

You're so stupid, are you drunk?

Say it to my face, and I'll kick your butt

They call me a loser, say I suck

Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?

You're so stupid, are you drunk?

Say it to my face, and I'll kick your butt, kick your butt