Sincerity Is Scary Lyrics

And irony is okay

I suppose, culture is to blame

You try and mask your pain

In the most postmodern way

You lack substance when you say

Something like, "Oh, what a shame"

It's just a self-referential way

That stops you having to be human

I'm assuming you'll balloon

When you remove the dirty spoon

And start consuming like a human

That's what I am assuming

I'm sure that you're not just another girl

I'm sure that you're gonna say that I was sexist

I feel like you're running out of all the things

I liked you for

Why can't we be friends

When we are lovers?

'Cause it always ends

With us hating each other

Instead of calling me out

You should be pulling me in

I've just got one more thing to say...

And why would you believe

You could control how you're perceived

When at your best you're intermediately

Versed in your own feelings?

Keep on putting off conceiving

It's only you that you're deceiving

Oh, don't have a child

Don't cramp your style, I'll leave it

Why can't we be friends

When we are lovers?

'Cause it always ends

With us hating each other

Instead of calling me out

You should be pulling me in

I've just got one more thing to say...

I'm just pissed off because you pied me off

After your show when you let go of my hand

In front of some sket who wanted to bitch...