Ass Like That Lyrics

[ti:14 Ass Like That]

Wow baby

The way you shake it I can't believe it

I ain’t never seen an ass like that

The way you move it you make my pee pee go

Doing doing doing

I don't believe it it's almost too good to be true

I ain’t never seen an ass like that

The way you move it you make my pee pee go

Doing doing doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer

She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams I

Think someone's at the door but I don't think I'ma answer

Police saying freeze (oh ) d doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze Please I'm a human being

I have needs I'm not done not till I'm finished peeing

I am not resisting arrest I am agreeing

Mr Officer I'm already on my knees

I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me

And do not treat me like a murderer I just like to pee

Pee pee yes I make R&B I sing song

It go ring a chong a ching chong chong chong ching

Sike I joke I joke I kid I kid

If I offend I'm sorry Please please forgive

For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog I am a mere puppet

I can get away with anything I say and you will love it

The way you shake it I can't believe it

I ain’t never seen an ass like that

The way you move it you make my pee pee go

Doing doing doing

Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting

Nick I ain’t never seen an ass like that

Every time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes

Doing doing doing

Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome

Now they getting older they're starting to grow bum bums

I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn

Police saying freeze (oh ) d doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze Geez I just got my seat

I have ticket look I put it away my zipper's zipped

Please do not remove me from this movie theater please

I did not even get to see Mary Kate shower scene

I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene

And don't treat me like I'm Pee wee Herman this movie's PG

Mr Officer I demand to see my attorney

I will simply plead innocent cop a plea and be free

Free yes free right back on the streets

What you mean my lawyer's with Michael he's too busy

I am Triumph Britney Spears has shoulders like a man

And I can say that and you'll laugh

'Cause there's a puppet on my hand (hahaha )

The way you shake it I can't believe it

I ain’t never seen an ass like that

The way you move it you make my pee pee go

Doing doing doing

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so

I ain’t never seen a butt like that

Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go

Doing doing doing

The way she moves she dances like a go go

In that video she sings Get out you bozo

I need a new boyfriend Hi my name is JoJo

Police saying freeze (oh ) d doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze My computers will be seized

And my keys to my ranch I just bake cookies

Mr Officer lookie take a whiff of this

Here I make Jesus juice take a sip of this

Nobody is safe from me no not even me

I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee

Pee on the radio but I think I did

Janet is that a breast I think I just saw a tit

Sike I joke I joke I kid I kid

I don't think my joke is working I must flee quick

Get to the chopper everybody get out

I am not Triumph I am Arnold get down

The way you shake it I can't believe it

I ain’t never seen an ass like that

The way you move it you make my pee pee go

Doing doing doing

So Gwen Stefani will you pee pee on me please

I ain’t never seen an ass like that

'Cause the way you move it you make my pee pee go

Doing doing doing

Woo

Fuck is wrong with you

Ha