Thinkin' Bout My Boo (KCC) Lyrics

Sittin' on my bed in the middle of June

Thinkin' bout the things I hope we'll do

Then I became aroused

But my dad was up ahead

So I went and wacked off in the big tool shed

It's gettin' kinda late and I need to masturbate

Minds on you so I have to contemplate

Cuz I know that you're my cousin

And I know it might be rude

But never the fact that you are

One handsome dude

Goin' through my tissues

I just don't know what to do

Said you wanna kiss me and

I think that I do too

Beatin' off to all the things

That live inside my head

I know that if we do it

Then our kid will be inbred

Jerkin' and I'm fuckin' jackin'

Man this is fantastic

Thinkin' bout my boo

Too bad Mom just fucking hates me

So you can't come date me

Ain't that just so rude?

Everyone's around and I'm down real bad

I tried to tell my Mom but she got real mad

Then we locked eyes

And I swear I turned red

God I wish that you were

In my fucking bed

God I wish that our love

Would be free

All of the sudden

You're approaching me

You and your beard got down on one knee

And asked

"Can I see your pee-pee?"

When you fuckin' said that man

I was 'bout to cum

Said you'd fuck me silly

Boy just make me fucking dumb

Goin' to the closet and my face is feelin' numb

I know that it's wrong

I just need a fucking crumb

Jerkin' and I'm fuckin' jackin'

Man this is fantastic

Thinkin' bout my boo

Too bad Mom just fucking hates me

So you can't come date me

Ain't that just so rude?

Strokin' on my penis it feels good

Said you'll nut inside me I think you should

Goin' hard inside me it feels great

The poo-poo on your pee-pee I know you hate

Waited for so long for that schlong

You should ask your brother to tag along

After we done fuckin' we hit the bong

Why did I just write that fuck this song

Oh just fuck me

Oh just fuck me

Oh just fuck me

Oh just fuck me

Oh just fuck me

Oh just fuck me

I'm about to cum!

(Ehhh!)

Jerkin' and I'm fuckin' jackin'

Man this is fantastic

Thinkin' bout my boo

Too bad Mom just fucking hates me

So you can't come date me

Ain't that just so rude?

What the fuck are you doin' in my toolshed boy?!

Dad get the fuck away

He's fucking out my brains

You're driving me insane!

Fuck I was 'bout to cum!

You stupid fucking bum!

Please don't tell Mom!

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