Sleeping Dogs Lyrics

I eat, breathe, shit rap

I grew up in the culture like kombucha

Even when I'm stoned I could charm Medusa into doing Kama sutra on a llama hallelujah

And a assalamu alaikum

I left a message on some etch's-sketches, read em and then shake em

I don't like the drama but

I got 5 sleeping dogs and you don't wanna wake em

You're like a narc

I'm like a narco

I'm writing bars

You're scanning barcodes

You wanna go far

You won't get to Fargo

Pull around the car bro

Pack it up like cargo

I'm dressed nice, polite, and I'm well spoken

But a few drinks in I will sin like Owen

My money don't jiggle jiggle, It goes clank

When I drop my card on the counter at the bank

Click click BANG yeah that's onomatopoeia

I know you wanna be me but I don't wanna be ya

When I look up at the sky god flinches

His pupils dilate, hands shake, jaw clenches

I'm 6 7 8

That's 6 feet, 7 figures, 8 inches

2 truths and a lie

I think I got the answer to the question of life

It doesn't really matter cuz we're all gonna die

Skinny dipping in the lake with my penis to the sky

Never on the waitlist already in there

All over her tits and ass like swimwear

I just made a new hit song outta thin air

Women keep on asking me the secret to my skincare

I'll never tell

You thought I was done?

You'll know when I'm done.

Eyes like bambi, words like an ink blot

Mouth like brandy, fist like a slingshot

Voice like candy, mind on the ring pop

Herbs Pakistani and the money is real

God damn I spit hail

I could try to teach you but I think that ship's sailed

Broken mirror, light out, and a missing hubcap

I used to sell weed, now the government does that

Fuck rap, that's enough of the similies

Are you kidding me? Ain't nobody kin to me

All you do is fap, nap, crap, all that yap yap

All your rap is cap , what I speak facsimile

Untamed vagabond tyrant

One time a teacher he told me to be quiet,

He sent me to detention and gave me a C+

So I cut his dick off, I gave him a D-

Who let this man cook?

56 bars I don't need no hook

15 yards cuz I'm roughing the passer

Go against me? Ha! Fucking disaster