The New Math Lyrics

Is this our holiday? How uneventful!

Watching you knock back margaritas by the gallon-full

You suck at shuffleboard, so off I shuffle, bored

To watch the seagulls terrorize sunbathing people

Once upon a wave I came to you

And I was saved and we were two

I stand by my words, you're a god-awful cheat

With your all in approach and backpedaling feet

Betrayed by the new math when it doesn't add up

In our science fair volcano that never erupts

You have so many friends, I can't keep track of them

Now here's a new one and he seems like such a bullet head

So where do I fit in? For all my acumen,

Can't comprehend the chaos theory that you dabble in

Once upon a wave you came to me

And said one day we will be three

I stand by my words, you're a god-awful cheat

With your all in approach and backpedaling feet

Betrayed by the new math when it doesn't add up

In our science fair volcano that never erupts

Sure, I'm no Einstein, but you're no Oppenheimer

Trying to blow it up, my little social climber

I'm now the scenery and you're the scene stealer

You mark the cards, stack the deck and bribe the dealer

I stand by my words, you're a god-awful cheat

With your all in approach and backpedaling feet

Betrayed by the new math when it doesn't add up

In our science fair volcano that never erupts